[It switches POV a lot.]
Wilson got excited as his alarm-clock went off, for one reason. It was Halloween at PPTH, and he had a good costume in mind, one that would cheer up the chemo-therapy kids. He got in the shower, blow-dried his hair, ate breakfast (pancakes), got his costume on, and then left for work. When he got to the hospital, he saw House. House was dressed as Wilson, complete with big eyebrows taped on, a collared shirt with an ugly tie, and name-tag. "House, what the HELL?!?!!" Wilson put his hands on his hips, and so did House at the same time. House pointed and laughed. "HAH, SEE? I know exactly what you're going to do!! And what the hell are you supposed to be anyways? Some fluffy kitty?" Wilson's face turned bright red. Wilson clenched his teeth and muttered "It's for the chemo children..." "Yeah, they're going to want to see some sad-looking cat thing. " Wilson got annoyed and left. House followed Wilson towards the elevator, meowing loudly. Wilson turned around and punched House in the mouth for being a jackass. House fell down, holding his face, and then yelling "OH, do I sense a CAT-fight? MEOOOOOOWWWW!!!!" Cuddy ran out of her office as soon as she saw what appeared to be Wilson on the ground, to try and help him up. "Oh, Wilson how di-.." Cuddy gasped as soon as she saw it was House. "What the hell are you doing?" House looked up and asked "What are you for Halloween? A hooker?" Cuddy stood there as House tried to get up, but Cuddy held out her hand to help him up. House grabbed her hand and stood up. Then House asked "So really, are you being a hooker?" Cuddy huffed and went back to her office. House was loving this day so much already. House headed to his office to see what everyone else was doing. He walked in and saw that Taub was a gnome, and Thirteen was a zombie, with make-up and fake-blood splattered on her clothes. Foreman wasn't there, though. "Hey, where's Five-man?" "He said he was going to take off today, he didn't want you ridiculing him" said the tiny awkward gnome. Thirteen had to ask "Why are you dressed as Wilson?" "I'm dressed as Wilson because it's funny." Taub and Thirteen gave each other confused looks and then looked at House confused, then finally thought that House is crazy enough to pull it off. "I'm going to see what Wilson's up to." House walked put of his office to go mock Wilson some more. When he walked into Wilson's office, Wilson wasn't there, so House decided to take a nap on Wilson's couch. As he sat down, he heard a slight scream. He jumped off the couch and looked under the cushions. "Oh, H-Hi Wilson I-I was just..... HOUSE? Holy crap, is that you?" "Yeah, I'm Wilson for Halloween." "Duuude, That's funny as hell!" "And who are you supposed to be, anyways?" "I don't exactly have a-" "Yeah, you're creepy enough." House sat down at Wilsons desk and pretended to do paperwork. "My name is Wilson, I'm so busy. I have paperwork, and an ugly tie, and peeeeerfect blow-dried hair." Lucas tried to get out of the bottom part of the couch, but he was stuck. House watched, and giggled. When Lucas got free from the clutches of the evil couch, he fell on the floor with a THUD. House burst out laughing at Lucas. Wilson walked into his office with Lucas on the floor, the couch messed up, and House laughing. "Oh god, what's going on here?" "The silly spy man fell off the couch, mommy!" Wilson put his hands on his hips in disappointment. "What REALLY happened here?" "I don't know, but I must be really high because I'm talking to a CAT" "And I'm talking to myself, ARGUING with myself!" Lucas chimed in "I sense a CAAAAAAT fight going on here! MROW!!" The real Wilson gave Lucas a dirty look, and then House gave Lucas a fake look, and Lucas started laughing uncontrollably. Wilson got angry and stormed out of his own office pissed off at House and Lucas. As Wilson left, House made stomping noises and then started laughing again. Lucas finally got off the floor, and sat on the couch. "So who are you being Wilson, anyway? Just to piss him off or what?" "You nailed it! Mostly just to annoy him." "It's HILARIOUS!!" "Yeah, I know." House started messing with Wilson's files, making them non-alphabetical, and just switching things around. After a while, Lucas fell asleep on the couch, and House decided to draw all over his face. He wrote "IDIOT" in big bold letters on his forehead, and then he left locked Wilson's office, and left Lucas sleeping in Wilson's locked office. House went into the clinic room, and got two of the patients to help him pull a prank on the rest of the staff. Kitty Wilson was walking down the hallway when a man ran out of the operating room clenching his chest, and squeezing his heart, which made blood shoot everywhere! Then, a surgeon came running out with a bloody scalpel yelling "WAIT, I'M NOT FINISHED!!" The man with the heart collapsed on the ground, and the surgeon dropped the scalpel, and rushed to the patient. "Oh crap!! He has fainting spells whenever he sees blood!" House came limping out of the room yelling! "DAMMIT! I choose the ONE clinic patient that faints whenever he see's blood." Wilson put his hands on his hips AGAIN, and said "Nice try. Next time you should use someone that's NOT afraid of blood. Maybe be personal and TALK to patients?" The man who had fainted was becoming conscious again, and he asked his wife, "Where am- uhh. OH CRA-" The man had looked at the blood on his hand, and fainted again. Wilson tried to clean the blood off the man, so he didn't wake up, to just faint again. House tried to help the poor fainting man. Most of the blood was off his hand, when he became conscious again. "Oh... What.. What happened? And who's this guy dressed as a cat?" House chuckled, but Wilson gave him that angry wife look. They both helped the patient back to the clinic, and told some intern to take care of him and his wife. As they walked out of the clinic, Wilson asked "House, what the hell was that for?" "Come oooon, It's Halloween, and you expect me not to do anything like that?" "That IS like you, but I didn't expect anything THAAAT drastic." "I guess you don't know me as well as you thought." "Go play with the ducklings, I need to get some paperwork done" House sighed, and pretended like he didn't do anything "Alright, Have fun with those papers. MROOOOW" Wilson ignored the insult and went to his office. He tried opening the door, but it was locked. Wilson looked inside, and saw Lucas sleeping with "IDIOT" written on his forehead. Wilson banged on the door until Lucas woke up. Lucas went over and unlocked the door, and Wilson tried his hardest not to laugh at Lucas's forehead. Wilson sat down at his desk and Lucas went back to sleep on Wilson's couch, because Wilson wouldn't mind. House slept there all the time. Wilson tried to find the file on 'Kendra Williams', but he couldn't find it! All of his files were in different spots that they were in. Someone moved them around. Wilson's first guess was Lucas, but Lucas would give it away. It had to be House. House was watching Shaun of the Dead with the ducklings, because they haven't had a patient for a while, so they might as well relax. Wilson had his paperwork organized alphabetically, and he decided to go see what House was doing. House and the ducklings were still watching corny movies, and eating candy. Wilson sat down with them, and watched the crappy movies, when House said "What? No purring? What kind of cat ARE you?" Wilson gave up on trying to ignore the cat jokes, sense they were HIS fault anyway, for choosing the cat costume. House started petting Wilson, and he started purring. Thirteen went "Awwww" a couple of times, as this went on for about 30 minuets. Then Cuddy walked in. "What the fuck are you two DOING?" "I found a kitty! Can we keep him, pleeeeease, mommy?" House and Wilson looked up with sad eyes at Cuddy. She got angry at the thought of House and Wilson having a relationship "Just stop spooning in my hospital!!" Cuddy did her angry walk out of the room, and down the hallway. House and Real Wilson started snuggiling, until Wilson fell asleep. House saw a blonde fairy jumping around outside. Taub went outside to see who it was. The fairy kept humping around, and yelling "WHEEE, IMMA FAAAAIRYYYY"!! Taub yelled out "What are you doing?" The fairy stopped jumping around. It was Chase. [you all knew that.] "Oh, hello there, little gnome!!" The fairy jumped over to the awkward tiny man, and tapped his gnome hat with his wand. "OOOOH, wat's going on in theeeere?" Chase skipped inside, looked at House, and thought it was real Wilson. He thought the cat was House. Then Chase sat down to watch the movies with them. Wilson woke up, and remembered that he had paperwork to do, so he got up, and went to his office. He saw Lucas still sleeping, so he decided to throw a pens at him. Lucas woke up when a viagra pen hit him in the face. "What the hell? Why do you have a viagra pen?" .............. "That's Houses pen" "Thats why Ice-cream Thursdays have gotten better!" "What Thursdays?" "Nothing Thursdays." Wilson had no clue about 'Ice cream Thursdays', which was when House and Lucas had 'ice cream' together. "Lucas, you have 'IDIOT' written on your forehead" "Whh-" Lucas rubbed his hand on his forehead and the ink rubbed on his hand and he got pissed off. "House, right?" Wilson nodded, and Lucas went to the bathroom to try and wash it off. Most of it came off, but it was still lightly there. In Houses office, They were still watching movies, but Chase tried to fly, by jumping off the table. He kept making up excuses why it didn't work. "Oh, it was that my fairy senses weren't right!" "Well, my bathroom senses are going crazy. I'll be back." House got up and limped to the bathroom. He saw Lucas trying to rub his forehead clean. Lucas hot pissed and jumped on House, knocking him to the ground. "Oh, you're a cat too? Why didn't you wear your cat costume too?" "Why did you write 'IDIOT' on my forehead IN SHARPIE?!? It's gonna take DAYS to get this off completley!" "Can I just piss without you on top of me?" "Ew, sure, go." Lucas got off of House, and let him go. Out of no-where, the power went out. Lucas screamed, and House said "OF COURSE. as SOON as I have to pee, the fucking power goes out." When House was done, him and Lucas went back to his office, but the ducklings weren't there. "Where the hell are they?" "They probably went to Wilson's office." House smacked Lucas. "Why would they be there? Wilson's responsible, he wouldn't be hiding them!... that's why they're there!" House started limping as fast as he could towards Wilson's office. "Then why did you hit me?" "It was a stupid idea" "No, I had the right idea!" "You had it before me, so I hit you" "I gave you the idea!" House tripped over something in the hallway. "Oh fuck, what did I just fall over?" House started feeling whatever he fell over, and then he heard a giggiling. He tripped over Chase, and now he was un-intentionally feeling him up. "Chase? What are you doing in the hallway?" "We wanted you to run around looking for us!" "Wait, all of you are here?" Thirteen and Taub answered "Yep." House decided to sit down with them, but after a while, he realized that Lucas was gone. "Thirteen, go see if Lucas is in Wilson's office." "Sure." Thirteen got up and went to Wilson's office looking if Lucas was in there. After a couple of minutes, Thirteen came back with Wilson and Lucas. "Yep, Lucas was hiding with Wilson" Thirteen, Wilson and Lucas sat next to the others. [It's a little random that they're in the hallway, but still...] About 20 minutes later, the power came back on, and Cuddy was pissed off, her breasts full of rage. She walked over to Lucas and slapped him, and yelled "WHY THE HELL DID THE POWER GO OUT, LUCAS?!?" "It-It wasn't me!" "BULLSHIT, IT'S ALWAYS YOU, LUCAS!! NOW TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME!" House decided to step in, and defend Lucas "It wasn't Lucas this time, He was in the bathroom with me when it happened" "When WHAT happened?" Wilson was very curious what they were doing together in the bathroom. "Well, I had to pee, and Lucas was fixing his make-up or something, and then he wanted to be like you, and he pounced on me and-" Cuddy stopped House right there. "I've heard enough, now stop the dirty stuff in my hospital!!" Cuddy took her packages of rage, the ones in front AND back, as House yelled "Look what you're fucking WEARING. I can see EVERYTHING!!" Everyone sitting down agreed. Everyone was tired, and ready to go home. House went home with Wilson. They wondered how next Halloween was going to turn out. If it was going to be this crazy, or crazier.
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